Ooh ooh oooh Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh oooh oh All of my friends Are falling in love And then there's me Lonely as fuck I wish I had Someone around To fucking hug Every time we go for a meal They're all together And I'm seventh wheel They're playing footsies But no one is playing With me Nobody wants me and I don't understand it Yeah I'm a little chubby And my penis is average but I Think about charity Oh why is this happening to me To me There must be someone Out there to love me Because my mum said I'm not ugly But there's no one Everyone swiped me to the left I'm so fucking lonely I know I won't Go out and mingle So I stay home Writing this jingle Because I don't wanna be single anymore I'm ...