When your ex told you you're fat, then breaks up with you... Then months pass and he saw you again, and was shocked. Ex: wow i can't believe it, it's been so long, how are you. You: oh i was just shopping Ex: you changed you look amazing. You: thanks Ex: by the way, i was wondering if we cou- New bae: hey babe, got you ice cream. Ex: who is this? You: oh i forgot, this is *bae's name* You: sorry we gotta go. Ex: but-. New bae: sorry man you just missed out on the best thing thats ever happened to you.