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Tiana: This food great mama Me:ok go get ur siblings to come get dis damn food I called them down 50 times and I’m gon woop their ass if they don’t co...

Nature:hey- SIS WHa THE- Dior:I know I killed a man that said was gonna sneak up on momma and stab ha Nature: sis let’s tell the police about him then...

Doctor:PUSH PUSH PUSH bae:awwwww Me:cries*

Bae:okay I got all the kids now. Me:let’s go shopping for- Bae:OMG BABE WE HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES Me:Boy do I look like I give a single fuck?! Bae: alr b...

*the kids are in the room* Me: bae I killed him… Bae:DA- Me:watch yo mouth before the kids hear! Bae:oh okay bae but what should we do wit da body?! M...

*they get in the car and said*

Ex:remember me?? Me:OH MY FUCKING GOD BAE!!!!!! Bae:MOVE FUCKING TURD ex:no and I’m gonna kidnap your girlfriend! Me:oh fuck bae:fuck off or I will ki...

Me and bae cooking!

BAE:OMG- ME:BAE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH GIRL:BITCH WHO YOU???? ME:HIS BAE ANd YOU BITCh!? GiRL:HIS- ME:NOPE BITCH FUCK OFF LORD- bae:NOO- me:BITCH WE OVER...

Nature: what should we do wit da body?! Dior: bish don’t u remember the plan?!? Nature:ohhhh I’m stupid Dior: u really are but anyway let’s go ahead ...

Me:calls bae* BAE MY WATER BROKE bae: IM On MA WAY

*Grabs da baby and kids* Me: did u get all of them bae? Bae: idk ima go check Me:ok I’ll be here

*we change* bae:we went the location took me to our house?!? Me:WHO THE HELL IS THIS!? Riri:*runs to me and bae* HE KIDNAPPED USS!!! Kylie:MOMMY HE SA...

*my baby comes from the air *me:WHAT THE HELL- bae:why did our baby come from the sky?!?me:IDK DO YOU THINK I KNOW ALL DAT SHIT?!?bae:no bae…but atlea...

Part 1|bae:w-where are we? Me:bae I don’t know but I’m fucking scared bae:we was supposed to be at a beautiful restaurant that my friend told me about...

New bae:yo baesss hereeee me:hey! *jumps on him* new bae:*smiles* me:you here early! New bae: yupppp dat fat ahh thoooo- me:lol!

Bae:don’t go to sleep u know we needa get u checked up bae.me:boi shut up I wanna go to sleep so I can???!! Bae:alr but don’t be grump grump me:SHUT U...