Ooh ooh oooh Ooh ooh ooh Ooh ooh oooh oh All of my friends Are falling in love And then there's me Lonely as fuck I wish I had Someone around To fucking hug Every time we go for a meal They're all together And I'm seventh wheel They're playing footsies But no one is playing With me Nobody wants me and I don't understand it Yeah I'm a little chubby And my penis is average but I Think about charity Oh why is this happening to me To me There must be someone Out there to love me Because my mum said I'm not ugly But there's no one Everyone swiped me to the left I'm so fucking lonely I know I won't Go out and mingle So I stay home Writing this jingle Because I don't wanna be single anymore I'm ...
Ooh ooh oooh
Ooh ooh ooh
Ooh ooh oooh oh
All of my friends
Are falling in love
And then there's me
Lonely as fuck
I wish I had
Someone around
To fucking hug
Every time we go for a meal
They're all together
And I'm seventh wheel
They're playing footsies
But no one is playing
With me
Nobody wants me and I don't understand it
Yeah I'm a little chubby
And my penis is average but I
Think about charity
Oh why is this happening to me
To me
There must be someone
Out there to love me
Because my mum said I'm not ugly
But there's no one
Everyone swiped me to the left
I'm so fucking lonely
I know I won't
Go out and mingle
So I stay home
Writing this jingle
Because I don't wanna be single anymore
I'm ...